How the election will affect music.

Here is a brief summary of the transcript: The transcript is a satirical video discussing how the presidencies of Kamala Harris and Donald Trump could impact music and musicians. Key points: - Discusses Kamala Harris' support for unions and how it could empower musicians to organize for better pay and conditions. - Suggests Harris' plans to make college more accessible could lead to more bands forming on college campuses. - Speculates increased Hispanic immigration under Harris could lead to more Latin music influences. - Under Trump, predicts increased "cancel culture" backlash from the right against left-leaning musicians. Expects more protest songs against Trump policies. - Suggests Trump would be more willing to regulate big tech companies like streaming services if musicians complained, while Harris likely wouldn't. - Notes Trump previously passed the Music Modernization Act which helped artists get paid more fairly by streaming services. The video is satirical and exaggerated, but highlights some potential impacts presidential policies could have on the music world. The key contrast is Harris supporting musicians' interests while Trump opposes big tech companies.

So I didn't know whether to start with Harris or Trump. So I put them on this little spinning wheel here, and we're gonna, you know, spin the f wheel. And here we go. I want to make it very well known. I was dared to make this video the other day simply for the fact that there is no subject matter here. But after doing a bit of research on these, I think I actually milked this titty pretty good. So stay tuned. And. Ah. Oh, man. Kamala Harris really likes onions. Unions? What the fuck is a union? Well, allow me to explain in a way a musician would understand. This right here is a Cincinnati metal band. They're called Dick put the in my butt. Yeah, I didn't write anything for the union's part. That's my bad. Anyway, this band isn't getting paid enough in Cincinnati. In fact, they're not getting paid enough at any venues in Ohio. So what do they do? They go up to Dayton and maybe they find this cool new rock band called Big Pussy in the vaginas. Now you got two bands that aren't getting paid enough by any venues in Ohio. So what do they do? They go to Toledo and then they find another rock band. Then they go to Cleveland, they find another rock band. Then they go to Columbus, they find another rock band altogether. The biggest bands in Ohio now are coming together now. They're powerful. Now they can say, hey, venues, we're not putting up with the shit anymore. Give us a $1,000 base pay, maybe some dental insurance in there. Otherwise we're not going to play anymore. Freedom of association. And that's unions. It's a pretty cool part of our constitution. Gives a lot of power to the people. Kind of like militias, just way less cool. Anyway, all the venues in Ohio shut down at this point because a $1000 base pay, that's not sustainable. There's not enough money in this industry. You understand? Now, I haven't found any plans on, like, how Kamala plans on making unions. You know, I think it'll just be more encouraged. You'll see more unions. It might make musicians want to form, like, a statewide union like this, or maybe a nationwide union. There already is a union. I don't know if you guys know this. There is a musicians union already. I don't. I just found that out. Like when I was researching for this video, I just found that out. So I don't know if they're really doing anything. They probably are. I'm probably gonna get shit in the comments, but don't worry. Ohio venues I bet this won't happen. Musicians are far too lazy to do some shit like this. Let's be completely honest. There's a lot more to unions. Completely irrelevant to this video, so I'm not gonna. I don't care. Uh, let's talk about college. Kamala Harris really likes college. Or. Or uni, as. As the blokes call it. Quit getting a yany because I couldn't fix my fucking teething time left. Really wants free college. That will never happen. But, you know, Kamala would put in policies and whatnot to make it at least a little bit easier to go to college. There will be more people in college under. Under Kamala than there will under Trump. Whether that's a good or bad thing, who fucking cares? Shut up. 65% of small bans come out of colleges. I just made that number up. But it's pretty accurate, trust me. Athens, Georgia, has a massive music scene for some reason. REM came out of Athens. That might just be because Uga is in Athens. Here in Atlanta, you have GSU. A lot of bands at GSU, a lot of bands at KSU in Savannah, you got scad bands. These colleges end up building a massive part of the music scene for these cities, and it's usually shit. It's usually these really fucking shitty indie bands. A bunch of white people go to these shows, dancing around like this for some reason. Guitars with phasers on them. Oh, my God. Anyway, more college students inadvertently means more bands. More bands writing anti capitalist songs while they're playing a $3,500 guitar their dad bought them. You understand hispanic people? Fuck, yeah. Hispanics. I fucking love hispanic people, bro. Hispanic people fucking. I love. I love Hispanics, man. Like, Ola Col. You know what I mean? Wato, motherfucker. Latin people are very well known for their great religious and family values, hardworking, positive mindsets, and what else, exactly? A great taste in youth. Homo cracking down on the border shit. These policies aren't as bad as Trump's. More Latin. More. More latin music in America. Now, obviously, Jose is not gonna be walking from Nicaragua to Arizona looking for Trabajo in music. That's not gonna happen. But what his goal is gonna be is to make a very comfortable life for his children. Those kids might have a comfortable enough life to maybe make some music when they get older. Most music takes a lot of inspiration from the stuff you heard in your childhood. Latin music. A lot of latin music. Think about what black people did for music. They had a little bit of influence, right? All of it. There are more hispanic people in this country than black people. Now, this is already happening. By the way, how many reggaeton beats have been on the top charts in the last four years? Obviously, this will probably happen no matter who's president. I think I've really sucked. Kamala's dry. I think it's time we talk about Trump, which means we absolutely have to talk about the woke left. Last time Trump was in office, you couldn't do or say a single thing without getting canceled. Losing your job over something that came out of your mouth. Where are we at now? Biden's been in office for four years. I could say the n word in an Instagram comment section. No one would bat an eye. What I don't think anyone really understands is how the opposing party of whomever's in power is always more in control of the social side of the country. Americans are born to rebel. That's how we got here in the first place. You get a Democrat in office, Republicans are gonna be pretty pissed off, and they're gonna be pretty loud. In fact, they'll take over the entire social sphere. They're gonna rebel to a point where no one cares to fight against them. Put a right winger in power and see what happens. Basically, more musicians are gonna get cancelled for canceled for saying things. Trump being in office will have a lot of social repercussions to music. Who makes most of the music? The left. That was shit. When people get pissed off about something, they tend to write music about it. That was probably a really annoying part of this video to watch. I'm really sorry about that. I don't know what I was trying to do there. This is kind of an obvious point. I mean, this is how we got Green Day's american idiot, MGMT's little dark age, Neil Young's Ohio. This has fucking happened forever. It's very easy to write protest songs, especially when what you're protesting is Donald Trump. So we're gonna see a lot more of that big tech who runs the music industry right now. Big tech. Can you even see that shit? What does Donald Trump hate more than anything? Big tech. Fucking cross that shit out. Cause that's what would happen under Trump. Not really, but there's gonna be a lot more regulation. Trump really only doesn't like big tech because it. They censor the right in a lot of cases, which the streaming services, they don't really do, you can literally upload anything to Spotify. They do not care. However, if you as a musician had an issue with one of these streaming services, if you somehow figured out how to bring that to the White House. That's the Capitol building, but okay, that's the White House. Let's say that's the White House. If you brought that shit to the White House and put it on Trump's desk, he would fix it just because fuck these big tech companies, you know what I mean? Donald Trump passed the Music Modernization act, or MMA, back in 2018. This allowed artists to be paid fairly from streaming services. Right. And a bunch of other things with copyright, stuff like that, I am certain. This just came across Trump's desk, and he said, oh, we're going after Apple Music. Yeah. And he signed it. Whether Trump actually cares about musicians or if he wants to just go after big tech companies, stuff changes under Trump as far as these big tech streaming services. You know what I mean? Maybe. I don't. I'm actually surprised you guys made it through the whole video. This was the dumbest video I've ever made. But you know what? While we're on the subject of politics, I think we should really talk about something. I haven't had sex in months, and if I don't.